My kids saw a mouse. My wife saw a mouse. Wife hollered for me. I saw the mouse.
Performed a solo rendition of the Mexican Hat Dance upon said mouse with my size 13s.
Me 1, Mouse 0
Placed remains of mouse in an empty elbow macaroni box complete with cellophane viewing window. Hummed ‘Taps’ at his cremation.
Just another day at my home office

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