What made me smile today
My daughter had a particular odor emanating from her diaper and I asked her if she had pooped. She just smiled and shook her head ‘no.’ I think kids like her grow into adults who pass gas and deny it when confronted.
Things I have learned
In speaking of family – to those who say blood is thicker than water, I say, so is toothpaste
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There are 3 things in life that are hard to find:
Your car keys
Your cell phone
Good Friends
The first 2 can be easily replaced. The third one – not so much.
Random Halloween Joke for Kids
Why did Dracula’s mother give him cough medicine?
Because he was having a coffin fit.
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